Thor: anybody under 5'6 can't be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples? Bruce: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

Nothing but facts

Tony: don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Peter: oh- Steve: yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.

"Avengers" I say the crowd cheers

Loki: i would like a coffee, a black coffee... Thor: Loki: you know, like my soul.

Tony: Can you please take out the trash? Thor: Sure. C'mon Loki *sassy laugh* Loki: Thor: woah, put that knife down.

Oh guuuurl u slayin already

They got it right!!

This bisexual queen could punch me anytime,, anyday

since I'm on school break I'll be posting a lot more on this acc

Thor: must you always attack me with words? Loki: you want me to use rocks? Korg: ...

Hope: when you said 'magical in bed' this isn't what I exp- Scott: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card? Hope: *softly* holy shit.

Loki: y'all motherfuckers don't know about my KNIFE SHOES. Thor: ice skates? Thor blocked.

Peter: IFFFFF happy: no Peter: you're HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT Happy: stop Peter: CLAP YOUR HANDS Happy: ... Peter: :D Happy: *sigh* Happy: *clap clap*

Tony: I hope you die. Loki: yeah? I hope you step on a lego. Tony: take that back. TAKE IT BACK!

Tony: we don’t use bad words in this house. Bucky: *in the distance* FUCK!

Tony: do you like loki? Peter: yeah, who doesn't? Tony: over half the people that meet him.

did somebody say 'strongest avenger' ?!

brie as captain marvel🌟

I'M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH THEM