I’m actually so excited to see my dogs holy shit

If you see me and I meet you don’t say shit just hug me please

I’m trying to do math but I fucking can’t

JOHN🧊 i can be your spoon

Horny for love and affection

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes Therapist: No

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Don’t forget to sin this weekend

I can't finish anything without getting easily distrac

It’ll all work out

Fuck

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Been sitting at my computer for about 2 hours waiting for that burst of motivation and energy to do things but it just ain't happenin

@Jack_Septic_Eye Let me cherish the past!!!

@Jack_Septic_Eye Thanks man! It's so much fun to get back into it! I'll have to teach you how to do a lil flippydoo someday!

Have a nice day!

It's weird... cigarette smoke always reminds me of my dad. I don't smoke nor do I encourage it but it always takes me back to my childhood

Two or three bowls of Cocoa Puffs is an acceptable dinner for an adult like myself, right?

My reaction to the new Twitter design