"NO! IT'S MINE! STAY AWAY!" x.com/ButchersWrath/…

Is at Target. "Why is everything red here?"

"It is MY BATTERY. STAY AWAY, CREATURE." x.com/ButchersWrath/…

"This is good training for the younglings, Greenie."

Is at a gas station. Gets a Slurpee. Also gets a brain freeze. "DAMN! I'VE BEEN POISONED... GLOMULUS! HELP YOUR MASTER!"

Larfleeze's Christmas list: NutriGrain Bar Tricycle Bomb Pops Ramen noodles (Beef; already have chicken) Calculator Jump rope Nyquil

Continuation. Flashlight Fishing pole Orange construction paper Dentures Friends Season 1 Pumpkin candles Glazed donuts Cool Whip

"Of course not! This is a list the Big Red Fat Man must read to deliver my presents." x.com/BrashChampion/…

"He will not disappoint me..." x.com/BrashChampion/…

"Comedy." x.com/HideWithin/sta…

"Yes. For comedic reasons." x.com/HideWithin/sta…

Goes shopping for ingredients. "The Paula Dean said to fetch tartar and salt... Oh and flour! Hurry, Glomulus!"

His ally, Glomulus brings him sugar...unfortunately Larfleeze could care less. "It should work the same..good Glomulus!"

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Has his ingredients to bake cookies. "Finally!"

"Excellent...now the Big Red Fat Man may be seduced by my cookies..."

"I've waited days...the fat man has not been here... I set up a tree yet he does not show..."

"Very well... The story of Larfleeze is an excellent one." x.com/AKissOfSeasalt…

-Fᴏʀ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ﹐ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ

Hides behind a chair, his eyes set on the tray of cookies he's left for Santa.. "He'll be mine soon, Glomulus...soon."