sum about the ocean only being 5% discovered don’t sit right with me

i like my room freezing cold , dark , & quiet

Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry? 58. Please don’t delete me.

me as a cake

hearing my voice in videos makes me want to apologize to every single person i’ve ever talked to

bro i eat one meal a day at 4pm don't ask me if im ok

Yesterday by the Beatles is a pretty solid song. Read the first word of my last 126 tweets.

I might even be #1 rock record a rockstar in the US

i’m a slut for lying in bed for hours doing nothing productive

the jonas brothers went to the year 3000. they could have warned us about covid-19 but chose not to

i will never recover from this i have been laughing over this for weeks

Why are y’all so fast and why is this so cute lol

Miley is here to wish you a Happy Valentines Day filled with a fuck ton of fucking. Unfortunately Hannah is here to remind you of Covid-19 which means no sex.

Reconnecting with an old pal. Anyone know where we can get Razzles in Canada?