me being dramatic

This is hands down the best interaction I have ever caught on tape please enjoy every second of it as much as I do

this family is violently italian

Last night, my 3 year old kicked me during a tantrum. As I tucked him in bed later, he apologized. "I'll never kick you again," he said, pulling me in closer and kissing my cheek. "Just do exactly what I tell you to do and I'll never have to kick you again." My son is a mobster.

Babies be drunk til age 3

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone handle a situation so poorly lol

All 2 minutes are worth the watch

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This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10

This is Jackson. She runs outside every time she hears a coconut fall off the tree. They’re her favorite thing in the world. 13/10

If this conversation was taking place in a dimly lit bar at 2am I would completely be able to understand it