Four 12 hour shifts in a row

Damn, i kinda want to watch sky high with some friends and reminisce about the good ol days rn

When im eating crunchy food in the movie theater and the movie randomly goes silent

Im addicted to minesweeper 🫩

Update: sky high is still goated

I think i understand why you arent supposed to make cheese sauce with pre shredded cheese now

Damn, i kinda want to eat some cereal rn

“Im the target audience of my jokes, you just happened to be there”

I dont speak much these days because i realized everything sounds better in my head

Ritz honey bbq chips are crack

This isnt a fortune, its a demand

I am finally relieved after months of stress, thank god bro

Accidentally bought crunchy instead of smooth peanut butter for my pbb smoothie 😔

YIPPPEEEEEEEEE

Just looked at a smoke alarm and thought it was the moon. Am i drunk?

What should i play first?