Libertines coming out to Annie’s song in Sheffield tonight. Unreal. #twitterblades

bridget jones season again but i’d give anything to be 32 with a gorgeous flat in central london and still afford to smoke straights ????

I’MMFUFUCFJFKK

Directed by David Lynch.

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

not interested in the bonnet discourse but jesus christ if you are going to bed with your mouth taped shut and all this other shit then please delete TikTok and also never talk to me because you are very very stupid

J.J. Abrams after transferring £500,000 to Charli XCX from his Halifax account to make Gracie Abrahams the Apple Girl.

It been easier to buy Radiohead tickets if theyd sent out a secret code floatin over London on the back of a hot air balloon and fans had 2 take note of a 10 digit code after climbing the Shard to get a view of the map and use that code to unlock a secret door somewhere in Essex

leave peaches geldof the fuck alone

piracy. it's a crime.

This was like watching Messi play football, pure master at work