well, you can't say eat the rich and be the rich either billie

my non woke take is that i love animals but do kind of believe in the food chain at the end of the day

I leave the bar with 0 phone numbers cuz I'm an alcoholic not a hoe

🖤 it stopped being her personal beliefs when she started making broad statements

guys give yourself a pat on the back for surviving april cause why was that the worst month ever

Why do people keep genderbending male characters into women instead of actually liking female characters

I'll say it for everyone, i need to ride her

i kinda have an eating disorder but like in a chill way

this diva

When the countdown ends and this pops up

how it feels going to uni nd actually studying instead of sitting on a patch of grass with a multi cultural friend group making jokes like we’re in a coming-of-age montage…

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me all the agatha all along lore"

doctor: are you sexually active? me: no I usually just lie there doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty.... and quite beautiful, I might add

If im on top of you and you start crying of happiness you wont have a hip bone by the end of the night

guys don’t kill me for this but there are so many moments in cme that i have to skip through because they cringe me out so bad, and i kind of don’t like penelope as much anymore, they over gen z’d her😭

i will also not be attending the met gala this year in solidarity with zendaya btw