babies born in the hospital are delivered, babies born at home are DiGiorno

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you are tough. you are scary. you are a good boy. but also a scary one. if the situation calls for it

just asked my dentist if HE flosses. i’m in control now. give me the plaque scraper

My daughter’s reaction when my wife comes home is absolutely priceless

And it was inside the glass door that would click 😭

Na son. Our parents really saw us crying and said “do you want me to give you something to cry for” that’s insane

I’m not avoiding church so I can live a life of debauchery. I am avoiding church because I can’t make sense of the people outside the church being kinder and more understanding then those inside the church who gave me pat answers and shame with a side of victim blaming for 25 yrs

idk who in their early 20s needs to hear this, but something clicks for a lot of people around age 24-26 where you suddenly feel like a different person in an overwhelmingly positive way and you experience a sense of control you've never had

Steve of “Blue’s Clues” gave millennials the closure we didn’t know we needed 😭 Thank you, Steve. We never forgot you too. 💚