Imagine liking yourself enough to think people wanna watch you lip sync and make kissy faces on your snap story all day, can’t relate but just imagine

Date: What do you do? Me *holds up menu* you just choose a meal from this book of food

Turns out it’s a lot easier to defend your house from bandits when you have the Google Assistant. Take it from Macaulay Culkin. #HeyGoogle

january was a tough year

[inventor of frisbee] “I hate this plate”

If your credit card number was how much money you had and the 3 numbers on the back is how many houses u had, how many houses would you have and how much money?

can someone send me a big heart shaped chocolate box tmrw i need it for research

I don’t know who needs to hear this but cancel that free trial.

fajitas are the bottle service sparklers of mexican restaurants. it’s like, WE GET IT, you’re paying for me to stare at you

HOLY FUHH @raptors 🙏🏽❤️🇨🇦 History is made

hey girl is everything alright? u haven’t posted a boomerang at brunch

The Vogue Theatre - Photo by Autumn Dolhan.

california rolls are the chicken nugget of the sea

Show 14/18: It has been so nice to be hiking regularly while on tour. Sneaking exercise in is one thing, but getting out into the mountains and amongst the trees is perfect See you soon x zig 📸 Autumn Dolhan

Longboards and silky rollers only on the West Coast 👌🏼 #surfing #WSL #surfporn #travelphotography #surfline #surfer

I just want to feel bad about myself in a BAR

Black love on 120 film 🖤🤞🏿