Me when I don’t get a text back in under 20 minutes

me after seeing the proof of what my gut was telling me

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6 mins left in the 3rd lmao this is genuinely one of the most unhinged things an athlete has ever done

When you thought she was the one but it was just another lesson

Tom Brady to Jayden Daniels: “I haven’t seen Jayden on the field in 7 or 8 months. … I’m just happy his mom let him play.” 😳 (🎥 New York Post Sports)

peter saw his ex living her best life without him and jumped off a building, this might be the most relatable Spiderman EVER

cuando estoy stalkeando y veo exactamente lo que no quería ver

all women do is pee loud and lie

When she hits you with “The problem is not you, it’s me and you deserve better”

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

“yeah but would u date urself” my guy i would go to war for someone like me

once i find out u half ocean i kinda cool my tone ah lil bit 😂

how i be in the shower thinking of all my past mistakes

when you send a risky text and they respond with an even riskier one

He doesn’t know what he’s done for NBA twitter

I had the PS2….NO MEMORY CARD

starts with P and we all love it