Wow. This is what English sounds like (but none of this makes sense).

This hurts my brain. I am always amazed at people with rhythm who can make their body move like that.

I need one! reddit.com/r/Unexpected/c…

Come out to the Up-and-Coming Author Showcase this Friday! #shameless22

Excellent time at #shameless22!

Looks like it's getting close to that time. Anyone on Wandering Shop at Mastodon want to send me an invite? That's my speed (Scifi, fantasy, and coffee shop conversation! )

Yes!

Looking forward to #galaxycon!

Mom Kat Reads: "Keep Me Close" by JM Paquette: momkatreads.com/2023/01/keep-m…

Monstrous Love w/Paige Lavoie! February 15th @ 6pm Pacific Join us (virtually) as Paige Lavoie, author of In Love With Mothman, chats about all things monster romance & cryptid caresses with fellow author JM Paquette! Free to attend! Register @ the link on our events calendar.

Story Time! 1/2 Context: I'm at the First-Year Experience Conference in Los Angeles this weekend. While I'm doing my thing this morning, my husband is wandering around downtown. #GRAMMYs    #FYE2023

Story Time 2/3 He texts me from the Beverly Wilshire: "There must be some event going on here today. Everyone is in evening gowns and tuxedos... except it's 10am. Whatever. #California" A few minutes later, another text: "So many cool tuxes!" #GRAMMYs    #FYE2023

Story Time 3/3 We're right down the street from the #GRAMMYs. I love that my husband spotted the fashion faux pas of evening dress for what he assumed was an afternoon event before recognizing the famous singers around him. #FYE2023 #fashion

Apparently I can't edit my first tweet to say 1/3 without being Verified. Whatever. You get the gist!

Okay, apparently it was the Biltmore Hotel. But still...

If you love The Faerie Queene as much as I do, you should check out this new edition from Sky Turtle Press now on Kickstarter. I had the pleasure of meeting the creator at #Ala this summer and am so excited to see the final version! kickstarter.com/projects/skytu…

Looking for a cool rpg? backerkit.com/c/storytellers…

Looking for a #rockstar #fae #lovetriangle #fantasy ? Check out Heart of Stone on #yonder! m.yonderstory.com/titles/1236

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours