Am I the only one who feels like it should be bedtime because it's dark out? Just when I get used to light @ 9:00, things shift again.

Dear crickets in Mr D's office: You're lucky I find you too gross to seek & destroy you. But you might wanna SHUT Up about it.

I can't wait until I can take the 🐕 out & come in bite-free. Even if it means being cold. Fair trade-off.

No thanks, Apple and New iPhone. I'd rather pay off the layaway on my new living room furniture. x.com/CNN/status/907…

It pretty much smelled like every poor dining choice I've ever made, rolled into one. And I've made a *lot* of poor dining choices.

I just googled "what do dogs dream about" because my dog is prob having a nightmare & I'm evidently that desperate to avoid writing.

Pirates & HM are two of my all-time favorites at WDW. 🙁 x.com/HorrorNews/sta…

Wondering how many authors w/day jobs write for their day job? Do you suffer from word burnout (as I often do)?

Me: I'm so glad I made a meal plan for the wk & we shopped today. I'm doing great! Also me: I don't feel like cooking any of this tonight.

Claude Rains is everything. #Casablanca #TCMParty

It sure is nice to see positive stuff about the Philadelphia Phillies thanks to Rhys. Shame a team isn't just one player... #burnedtoomanytimes

Another morning to wake up, check sm & feel hopless in the face of terrorism. My heart goes out to all affected in London.

Sometimes I treat the 🐕 to a full-energy lip-sync perf of "Don't Stop Me Now," complete with choreography, & he looks at me w/obvious pity.

13.5k words down today. I'd say that earns me a glass o' vino tonight. 🍷 #writing

Oh, Harry Dean Stanton. Elevated the term "character actor" in every role he took on. ❤️

Like the 4th season of #ArrestedDevelopment. 3rd degree burn. I don't want to get hurt again.

I feel a little left out. Amazon hasn’t sent me an email saying I have a new baby registry gift.