Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary No. I joined something called Twitter. I didn’t know what to do with it but eventually got a lot of traction with it & now it’s gone full circle…don’t know what to do with this near-worthless waste of bandwidth.

Thomas Fenske’s Traces of Treasure series, where mystery, adventure, and a hint of the supernatural collide! Perfect for fans of gripping thrillers and captivating twists, this series will keep you hooked until the very last page. Start the journey today on Amazon! #WinterReads

Headlines from the near future: Trump to rename all states with “Spanish” or “Native American” based named. New Mexico, Florida, Arizona, Texas, and California are 1st. Delaware, the Dakotas, Iowa, Utah, Mississippi & Alabama are in the 2nd wave

Know this: all this crap about Canada and Greenland represents the EXACT OPPOSITE OF AMERICA FIRST

Play a new game on eX-Twitter! Block “official” government accounts and watch them come back unblocked. Blocking is a form of free speech.

So Trump now wants Russia to be a state?

What next? Othello at the Kennedy Center with Trump insisting that Jon Voigt play the lead character? Oh, crap, now I’m giving them ideas.

“There’s a gold mine out there…” That one dying whisper wrecked Sam Milton’s life—and started a ten-year obsession. Now, he’s risking everything for one last shot. Gold or nothing. a.co/d/0idpSFd The Fever is calling. #GoldFever #Obsession

National Beagle Day! Pepper reminds everyone to take a moment in your day to smell where another dog had peed on the flowers. #beagleday #beagle

Step into The Mossback Café—where Tex-Mex comfort food meets small-town charm! Inspired by Thomas Fenske’s Traces of Treasure series, this folksy cookbookserves up hearty wisdom, and a whole lot of flavor. Now in PB too! a.co/d/bPSJcgJ #BookishEats

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Trump thinks we have too many paid holidays so beginning now boycott them all. Ignore July 4, Columbus Day, Veterans day, Thanksgiving, Christmas & new years, stay home Labor Day. Spend $0 for Halloween too… carry on in 2026.

Karoline Leavitt calls for the New York Times and the Washington Post to be stripped of their Pulitzer Prizes for their reporting on Russia meddling in the 2016 election.

I keep expecting an executive order renaming The Department of Health and Human Services to the Department of Sick People On Their Own

Will I get investigated for emsiling my #auntie_faye

The Mossback Cafe Cookbook a.co/d/e00h8yd Fictional cafe / REAL FOOD! #Thanksgiving crowd pleasing pies

Gas up 40 cents+ since Wednesday.