Barnaby Joyce has stated that he was simply exercising his right to disconnect from his employer when he fell down drunk in a Canberra street. #auspol

Barnaby Joyce is aiming for net zero blood alcohol level by 2035. #auspol

Mardi Gras organisers state that police will still be allowed to attend the parade to provide free security.

Jenny Morrison confides to neighbours that she really hates Scott's curries.

Pauline Hanson is outraged at the suggestion that political candidates should undergo an IQ test. #auspol

Peter Dutton admits he doesn't have any detail about his nuclear power plant policy. #auspol

Queensland Corrections says they can provide accommodation for Bruce Lehrmann when his rental deal with Channel 7 ends next month: "His prospects in the Toowoomba case aren't looking good."

Bruce Lehrmann denies any wrongdoing with Thai masseuse: "I was just there to pick up my keys and work on some reports."

Linda Reynolds vows to teach Brittany Higgins a lesson for exposing Bruce Lehrmann as a rapist.

Bruce Lehrmann says he hopes people will respect his wishes to put it all behind him, and allow him to move on with his life.

Bruce Lehrmann says he is still waiting for his application to work with ASIS to be approved.

Peter Dutton has guaranteed Queenslanders that he will never allow a nuclear reactor in his own state.

Linda Reynolds questions judge's findings that Lehrmann raped Higgins: "The only thing the trial proved for sure is that I didn't cover up the rape."

Peter Dutton promises that he will only put nuclear reactors in Labor electorates.

Rumour has it that the LNP have been identified as an organised crime syndicate and terrorist organisation by Australia's security services.

Dr Phil has declined an invitation to treat Linda Reynolds: "She's way above my pay grade."

The French Au Pairs Union are backing Peter Dutton for Prime Minister. Apparently he makes it easier for them to get visas.

Chum Dog Food have named Peter Dutton as their brand ambassador.

Peter Dutton calls to slash permanent migration program - except for white Christians.

Peter Dutton says thousands coud die in a nuclear power plant accident, but it is a risk he is willing to take.