They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.

you need 25,000 soldiers at the inauguration to protect you, 5x more than Afghanistan and Iraq......... you didn’t truthfully win

Pull the planter out just to freak the neighbors out

okay, lets get drunk

its a sad world when you can delete your weiner but not your exhaust…

guys believe it or not, im fucking drunk

We just beat the No. 2 out of Iowa.

French Montana in his feelings bc no one could name any of his songs w/o features😭😭 I’m crying

Not Guilty on ALL COUNTS! Justice was served! 🇺🇸 #FreeKyle

Never forget 3 types of people: 1. Who helped you in difficult times 2. Who left you in difficult times 3. Who put you in difficult times

Has a "vaccine" ever required 4 doses in a year before?

it’s a lot easier to see the negative over the positive in things that’s why most people do it

They be thinking im dora the way my bag talk 🗣💰

these ain’t no fireworks bro got a fuckin flamethrower 😭😭

Chris Jones just became the first player in NFL history called for roughing the passer while holding the ball.

taylor swift better let my girlfriend get these tickets. if not shes dealing with her not me.

Jalen Hurts Hail Mary

Ja Morant and 6’6” Jackson Mahomes in the prison basketball league

A naked girl can get hundreds of likes how many can our navy seals get

BREAKING: India ditches U.S. dollar, will trade in Rupees with multiple countries going forward. The worlds largest countries are teaming up against the U.S. dollar & the White House is busy with ‘Trans Visibility’ week.