Tired: Mike Breen “Bang” 🥱 WIRED: Ryan Ruocco “YOU BET!” ‼️

The long awaited sequel to Cocaine Bear: Cocaine Turtle

682 followers man, I can’t thank yall enough ❤️❤️❤️ we going nowhere but up

Weird to mention that Max Scherzer could become the 3rd pitcher with 3 World Series rings and 3 Cy Young’s, while failing to mention that Clayton Kershaw would also become the 3rd pitcher with 3 World Series rings and 3 Cy Young’s if the Dodgers win

Clayton Kershaw becomes the 3rd pitcher with 3 World Series rings and 3 Cy Young’s

We had Matt Leinart try to guess his college football video game stats 🎮

So much respect lost for Timothée Chalamet. You can’t build your brand around being the chill bro actor and then be the world’s worst beer pong player

Taylor Swift’s net worth is $1.6 billion… Trav, you already won the Powerball buddy

You’re telling me Travis Kelce isn’t gonna retire after getting 13k yards in his 13th season

“There’s been a lot of talk about Drake Maye’s shoulder, but not nearly enough talk about your shoulders. You’re looking jacked. What’s your workout routine on your shoulders looking like?” 😂 Had to ask 💀

Heard it here first, Browns 2029 SB Champs. Austin Franklin

Drake Maye couldn’t find Sam Darnold after the game. - CLNS Media Boston Sports Network

Saw LeBron play in Year 23 last night, can’t take these moments for granted

for absolutely not selfish reasons im really loving the discourse around pronouncing alysa’s last name. liu. lieu. LEE-you.

I know it’s not corporate synergy, but feel like the broadcast from the movie about a girl who plays hockey should be for a PWHL game 🤷🏼‍♀️

Imagine winning 5 NBA Titles, being largely considered the best Power Forward in basketball history, and your brother is arguably more successful than you

It is the case! Armand Duplantis has finessed millions of dollars in prize money by only increasing his vault by small increments!

Hey Chad Johnson I see you’re in my hometown of Boston. If you want a breakfast sandwich comparable, but better than McDonald’s head to Archie’s New York Deli and ask for the Yahoo Bacon… Tell em’ Austin sent ya’ and they’ll hook it up 🤝

Boss: Why were you late for work again? Me:

Did you have a teacher that didn't care about the lesson plan and focus on #MarchMadness instead? Was your teacher Mr. Scott? Austin Franklin