Men, if that girl you've been talking to enjoys drinking tequila, just fucking cut her out of your life. She's nuts and will hurt you. This is my scientific experience

Doo doo doo doo doo do fuck you too

God, people just fucking suck.

Seriously, who the fuck voted for this fucking idiot?

I lay awake for hours every night, wishing I could sleep. Tonight is no different, I still can't sleep, but there is something about the sound of the rain.... reminds me that spring is coming

I've made my peace with God, I ain't afraid to die..."

We'll find a porch to hold us, where we could all scream Childers. Drink the shit that kills us until we all remember who it was when we were younger before the world took our pride. We were walking in straight lines, trying to find who's good to drive...

84 men a week take their own lives. 75% of suicide victims in the U.S. are males. It's time we talk about it. #itsokaynottobeokay

Wefest this week, whiskey meyers and read southall in sioux falls next Thursday, Sarah Evans next Friday, sisters wedding next Saturday. Busy schedule ahead #frontrowordontgo #livetunes

Took a happy hour shot of fireball after work today and it gave me flashbacks to wefest like people get flashbacks to Vietnam

Man I love driving. Just set the cruise, crank the tunes, rip the fucking volume know off, and go

I wonder when, if ever, it will be my turn to be happy

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When your luck runs out and your money is all spent, at least you'll have had some fun. #fuckit

This, coming from a man who gives zero support to our first responders and was in favor of the defund the police movement. Some of this blood is on your hands Governor Tim Walz

Rock bands need to start using bagpipes again like AC/DC did, and that is a hill I will die on

Kameltoe Harris and Taxin' tubby timmy, why don't the democrats just come out and say they want to finish off ruining this country? #walzcansuckmyballz #lyingkamalayou'refired

New Joe stamm album released today and I'm stuck in detox. What a way to make a bad time fucking worse