It’s been 297 weeks since Donald Trump said he’d release his healthcare plan in “two weeks,” just in case you were wondering how long “two to three weeks” is in Trump time.

*cuts healthcare for kids* *cuts education* *cuts food assistance* *cuts kids cancer research* *cuts school meals* *starts war* "This is true investment in your children's and grandchildren's future"

TWO STATEMENTS BY TRUMP 7 MINUTES APART: Trump at 9:00: "Regime change was not our goal. We don't want that" Trump at 9:07: "Regime change is what we want. It is needed" These statements were made 7 minutes apart in the same speech

Journalists need to quote this verbatim. Don’t sanewash it. Make white evangelicals and conservative Catholics have to hear what the person they voted for is saying on their behalf.

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

Is he suggesting we… Immigrate to a different country in search for a better life?????

So God loves only American troops? Not innocent people who lost their lives in Iran? Where was God's "miraculous protection" for them? This is the inevitable result of believing that God is on "our side." It's making a false god in our image: a god who despises Iranians.

Christian evangelical pastors would rather say a demon flew up Trump's nose & took over his soul, than admit they were conned by an atheist that mocks their religion.

You people need mental healthcare and an exorcism.

Donald Trump — a convicted felon who has also been found liable for sexual abuse — is ineligible to be a delivery driver on most apps. But somehow he’s our president.

Nightmare blunt rotation

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

She cannot be serious

“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.” -George Orwell, 1984.

people’s memories are so bad they can’t even remember the time before the trans culture war. literally no one cared. republicans didnt care. it wasn’t a concern until they had to make something up to make you angry and stupid. we have hard proof that it’s a hoax but no one cares

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

i know it’s a played-out talking point by now but seriously can you imagine any other administration posting like this. even if you believe “it’s trolling” do you really think the official white house account should be spending its time trolling everyone by calling trump a king

AM I TO UNDERSTAND....THAT *FEDERAL* AGENTS ....HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATING AN *INSTAGRAM* *PICTURE* OF *SEASHELLS* FOR *NINE* TO *ELEVEN* GODDAMNED MONTHS?!?

This is him confessing that this was the entire point of the shooting.