Emerald eyes scan across the brightly lit sky— blues, reds, and greens being the most vibrant. Tilting the glass bottle to his lips, the male sighs. “Happy fourth.” Is muttered to no one in particular.

If anyone wants some no-strings-attached sex for the fourth— He is your guy.

Eyes rolling at the sass emanating from her, he shrugs. “Thought I’d offer first.” x.com/rubydem1314454…

“Sometimes, with people I actually wanna have sex with.” A pause. “Namely, not you.” x.com/rubydem1314454…

“Speaking of, you should be there now.” x.com/rubydem1314454…

{My apologies for not being around or active as of late. I have been extremely busy with work, and I hardly have time to do anything aside from sleep. I have the SPN CHI con this weekend and I am very excited!!}

{Ah, I miss these accounts.}

{I forgot I made a Chuck account, omg.}

{I think someone just mentioned me— a Castiel; maybe? But it’s gone from my mentions, so if it was you, poke me.}

𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭 ↫ Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴀ DM ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴏᴛ Lɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢɪғ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ Rᴇᴘʟʏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴏɴᴇ﹣ʟɪɴᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ↬ Γ #ᴸᴱᵡ 」

“Okay — maybe 85%. I wouldn’t go so far as to say 90.”

He wouldn’t be able to say the last time a cold had gotten him so down he was stuck in bed. Yet— here he was.

{Still doing these.}

{Sorry for my lack of replies; these last few days I’ve been sick and very out of it... today is no exception, && I have an exam to do. I’ll try my best to be on later, or tomorrow at the latest.}

He pokes his head out to the timeline, surveying the scene for a moment. After deeming it satisfactory, he plops down, popping the top off a cold beer.

FeeeEee!

FALLS OVER OOF