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Black Jack

@austeredoctor

Yes, I am a skilled doctor, but don't come to me expecting a miracle. However, I will endeavour to aid those who need it. For the right price, of course...

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‘Twitter’. A bizarre name for a bizarre form of social media. Is a twitter not the sound made by a bird? Why name something after it?

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Blackjack sweets, as delicious as they are, are NOT my namesake. If I hear one more mention of that, my fees will go up. Don't test me.

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What is an "Overwatch"? And who is this "Mercy" character everyone keeps likening me to? I'm far too busy to follow such menial things.

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I'm not sure what 'Vaping' is, but I'm certain it's no less addictive than regular tobacco. You may form an oral fixation due to it.

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Always eat bananas. They have great nutritional value, antioxidants, /and you can always weird someone out when you're eating it/.