Take a fucking sip

Being aware of things is fucking exhausting and that's all there is to it

Yo it is SO freeing to just completely stop giving a shit about what people think of you and what everyone else is up to. SO freeing

Like, fuck, I used to wear a suit all the damn time. Lived in the woods & wore a suit all the time. Why'd I do that. Who was I tryna impress

Sweatpants and a t shirt >>>>>>> that garbage

If someone tries to tell me I look unprofessional like this I am 110% ready to make silent eye contact until they lose their nerve & tap out

Assume that @ any given moment I'm set up in a lawn chair on th surface of a satellite orbiting Earth w/ some iced tea watchin y'all fuck up

God. I look tired all the time lately but otherwise I look so, so much healthier than I did a year and a half/two years ago

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Me, like, three years ago: I will never be happy and I destroy everything I touch Me now: Damn edgelord, cool it We chillin now Shit's fine

The opposite of tired is minimally tired now. Who the hell is out here claiming to be "rested" in 2017 get with the program

As a guy who loves blowing shit up, you BET I spent blow-shit-up day inside, taking care of a baby, avoiding explosions. What else, really

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I'm busy as fuck and barely sign on anymore but I needed to post that I'm hdhdhFsgsjDJD