To celebrate my Mortality Tour, my Netflix Special, my Golden Globes nomination & The Spirit of Christmas, I am donating £2.43 Million to Animals. These are the lovely charities I’ve chosen. Merry Xmas Critters ❤️

Wife was on a plane with me. The woman next to her says, "What a lovely ring!" Wife says, "It's the Petersen diamond, but it comes with a terrible curse. "Oh dear, what is it?" "Mr. Petersen."

Claudia makes this look good - richly deserved!

Rape is 100% caused by the rapist. There is no "sharing of fault"

The ingredients of magical penis wine typically include: Seal penis Penis and testis cervi Testis and penis canitis A tasty mouthful of Seal, Deer, & DOG dick....🥹 Open wide! 😱😱🫦

As he contemplates curtailing jury trials, justice secretary David Lammy might want to look at the Post Office scandal, where what little justice there was achieved in the criminal courts often came with the help of the 12 good men and women. Many sub-postmasters were of course

Today at the European Parliament, people couldn’t hold back tears as 11-year-old Roman Oleksiv described surviving russia’s July 14, 2022 strike on Vinnytsia. russia destroys children. Ukrainian kids are forced to inspire an indifferent world instead of simply living.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven pipers piping, ten lords-a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge

Number crunching: Individuals arrested within five days for suspected manslaughter after fire apparently related to building materials ripped through seven Hong Kong apartment blocks v individuals arrested over Grenfell From the new Private Eye, out now.

Delightful afternoon at Shotley Marina

Even Santa gets sad at Christmas - that Naughty List gets worse every year

The rare alignment of the three norths is leaving England. 🧭 On 13 December, true north, magnetic north and grid north stop aligning at Berwick-upon-Tweed, marking a major mapping milestone. Next landfall will be in Scotland in 2026: ow.ly/MWYN50XIlw6

Imagine you’re Sting and you are basically held hostage as someone warbles this dreadful rendition of your hit song?

Another jewel of a day down at Shotley Marina

The return of the light draws near

Bad weather on its way for #Iqaluit #Nunavut. This is how you can tell with a #Sundog at sunset. #ShareYourWeather Chris Murphy TWN DEC.12.2025 #NunavutVibes

The blurb from the company who sent this says ‘we deliver your perfect Christmas tree to you’. Looks like only half a tree was able to grow

And it looks like clear skies for the spectacle in this part of Suffolk - so many wishes to make 😉

What a wonderful sight to see!

Good morning from Church End