respeitem a cultura portuguesa (ter depressão, não comer um único legume, fumar 2 maços por dia, não levantar o cu do sofá ao domingo para ir votar mas ficar na fila da primark 3 horas para comprar umas cuecas e dançarem o esquema quando ouvem a música dança kuduro)

noin porta q seas autista aun así te quiero

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

me gusta um hombre 🤧

yo escribiendo lo que siento porque me cuesta poder expresarme por medio del lenguaje verbal

ladra bien que no te entiendo

evita ficar mto perto de mim vc me da tesão

“o cálcio vai-se buscar ao atum ou o caralho” - ademar marques 2025

for my next trick, i’ll need a gun.

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past week and a half

do u ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even they aren’t talking?

no pronouns, do not refer to me ever ❤️

a little girl calling me pretty is like getting elected president, y’all wouldn’t get it

i need to bite that man and shake him around with my teeth like a rabid dog

he’s so cute i wanna wash his hair for him

texting isn’t enough, we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

need to sit on his lap while he yaps about his nerdy little interests and his hands wonder all over me

forgetting my headphones might be the worst fucking thing to happen to me today