He was a bit alarmed. “Seriously, careful with the spike.”

He chuckles and rubs the back of his head. “Better safe than sorry.”

“In one month, the ultimate journey shall begin.”

“Why does the houseplant have teeth?”

“Why does everyone here act innocent? Theres no point, the truth is obvious.”

“The day is almost upon us...”

“That... thing. It can’t truly be Jigglypuff...?”

“...Hm?”

Lucario opened his eyes. Ten days of meditation complete.

“How is Galeem winning? He’s made of light, just find an off switch.”

“I guess thats fair.”

“Soon.”

|| The day that the verse went silent...

“Don’t mind me, friends. I’m here to insult the angel.”

“I feel like you’ll misfire one day and slam that spike into my back.” He exhales loudly, it still surprises him.

“Hm...?”

// why is it that every time i log in i see some weirder shit than before

|| h

Lucario can be seen beating the absolute shit out of Pit - with the book, of course.

“Hm?”