250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

why isn’t there a spongebob theme park like why can’t i go to squidwards house and eat a real krabby patty etc

virgo season is approaching 🤭

Me: I’m gonna have a positive attitude at work today Me by noon:

Pink peonies

“Dating a Virgo is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie then realizing it’s chocolate chip, and then realizing two hours later that it was also an edible.” 😂

Peonies

I appreciate how time moved this weekend. Nothing was rushed. The days actually felt like days.

if you are in the top 1% of Taylor Swift listeners this year please go to therapy

Ppl be thinking I shake ass in the club but I really be in there like this

i wholeheartedly believe you should have atleast one close friend that is the same sign as you

Living with parents is free but you pay with your mental health. How true is this?

"When I was at your age, I survived a pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. You'll be ok if you don't go out tonight" 🤣 We finally have a line to use for future kids

If someone is bothering you about wearing sunscreen it means they love you

I have such a bad habit of mocking ppl & it’s not malicious but if you say something in a interesting way I NEED to know how it feels to say it

I seriously gotta learn not to burst into flames when I’m upset

Virgos can’t hide irritation to save our lives.