can’t trust men who have cats and not dogs

Van Helsing (2004) is underrated. That mirror reveal where everyone else is a vampire? So cool.

>they shared their findings with the Philadelphia field office of the FBI Bro, you have to be kidding me.

Favorite Twitter phenomenon is how all the Aryans are Maoist Third Worldists and all the Nazis are Mexican or Filipino.

Marching into my wifes bedroom with my little embroidered vest on and cape in hand prepared for the ultimate bull fight, but he looks at me with nostrils flared and sweat dripping from him like a young Patrick Ewing and says "Fuck you lookin at white boy" and my courage falters

Ilia Topuria making sure it bends in the right direction after seeing the McGregor photo

Getting dressed in front of a woman I’ve just made love to, she sneers contemptuously at my nude penis and says “Thought you said you’d ’do a lot of damage’ with that thing”, to which I laugh and reply “Get tested”, as I walk out into the night

Completely fucking pointless left wing Irish nationalism be like

How to pick the right woman: -Nurse (will take care if you) -Loves Dubai (been through shit, strength) -On all social media apps (tech savvy) -Has mostly guy friends (one of the boys) -No relationship with father (self sufficient) If she ticks all these, she’s a keeper ✅

“Dad why does Spidey drive a car if he’s a wee boy” He’s got a point

Me unironically

He provided jobs??

That was satisfying

Is that Suki from 2f2f??

Conor McGregor No controversy, no scandals, just hard work and dedication. The Notorious 🇮🇪 ☘️ 🥊

Just say black and browns