Tonight I saw gendered Port A Potties?

Both families I manny for have said I “don’t fuck up the vibe” and I’m very proud of this endorsement.

Top Surgery and rewatching SpongeBob are the best decisions I’ve made as an adult.

I don’t like when cis men yell.

Hello Christ? 🙏🏾🥺 IM BOUT TO SIN AGAIN

If you are walking behind me, you have ONE chance to accidentally step on my shoe. Should it happen again, I walk on alone. Our friendship is ash. Forget my name.

Happy America’s Pride!

I like to get high and text the people I manny for. Their baby will LITERALLY grow and that is kinda fucking me up rn.

Keke and Kamala VP Harris pt2. Full YouTube in comments

This is a before and after of me on hormones

I think I’m more fun on threads. threads.net/@shapiroillust…

THE ROBE has changed us.

Don’t lose your man card!! tiktok.com/t/ZT822J44E/

Meeting your Twitter friends in person >>> The world is extra wonderful with Allison Reese🛸 Boy Witch (he/they/rascal) ✨🥹💜

Thank you METROSOURCE for the glowing profile 🥰 metrosource.com/allison-reese-…

I’m so funny rn!

What I mean when I say I’m gonna learn to crochet

Ben Affleck’s Batman is giving “always a brides maid” energy.