Elon Musk spent $44 billion,... in an attempt to prevent you from retweeting this photo:

sounds like too much effort

Stan?

Twice* as many lights as last time! *2 sets

Lol, some scammer sent me an invoice on that pal-paying-site giving a fake customer service number. Almost attempted to call it just to see what happens.

How long until Twitter is only accessible from Mars?

Kinda surprised early voting isn’t a big thing in SF.

Now getting video ads for RayBan’s privacy invading sunglasses. Glad I’m still boycotting them.

This kinda shit gets you an instant ban.

Babe wake up, new variadic generics vision just dropped forums.swift.org/t/a-vision-for…

Is someone who studies cocktails a cocktologist?

When I First Saw Elon Musk for Who He Really Is slate.com/technology/202…

We learned so much from these observations. We’d often see testers get stuck in rooms that had morphball tunnel exits--they won’t notice them. This resulted in putting big spotlights over those entrances to make them stand out as a path. 2/5

How else is he supposed to ask the people he idiotically fired?

I figured he was doing the trawling himself.

Was Car Karen already taken?

It's ok to be in complete denial that the platform you love has died on its arse due to inept management and you are clinging on pretending nothing has happened. I loved App.Net as much as you do ......

He’s tweeting at his underlings hoping they are too afraid to dunk on him.