he’s so beautiful I NEED to get on his nerves

just came back to x and gotta say ive thought about this tweet once a week since i first saw it lmao

i tried to be cold and emotionless for a day but unfortunately i am so fucking full of love that i cant do it. i love you and it's gonna last forever. fuck my life

usher gyrating for his life meanwhile travis kelce is backstage busting wooden barrels over his coach’s head like donkey kong

usher halftime show stage looks like a pierced nipple

is it mathematically possible that every single day someone i know gets engaged? it shouldn’t be but somehow it is

update: against all better judgement i cannot help but feel love in my heart

jesus really was dropping so many easter eggs about his upcoming death and resurrection, if the disciples had been swifties they would've caught on much more quickly to what was happening.

is it too late for mindhunter season 3

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

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personal update: i got a very sexy dress and idk where to wear it. please advise.

solas destroying that fuck ass crossbow was a FAVOR varric you need your old situationship GO you’re literally in your 50s!!!!!!!!

british people go to the loo for a queue of coke

hmm should we take the elevator or the eating disorder stairs