Sarah Martindale (@audreysablier) 's Twitter Profile
Sarah Martindale

@audreysablier

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calendar_today15-11-2012 18:20:37

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Playing Fuck, Marry or Kill with your boyfriend and including yourself in the options to trick him into proposing 👍👍👍 #SheSaidYes

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Genuinely distressed that there have been 2 murders within a 3 minute walk of my house in the last 3 days. What is happening #aigburth ?

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I dreamt Trump started zombie apocalypse as front for ethnic cleansing. Zombies were programmed to 'go easy' on whites #terrified #nightmare