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audreyhalfen

@audreyhalfen

Creative, curious, and perpetually tired mom

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calendar_today25-02-2009 22:58:46

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Pet peeve: people who post pic of self + significant other as their Slack photo. It’s confusing. Don’t be this person.

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Thought keeping me up tonight: often time disappoint stems from placing too much weight on the tangible vs. the intangible. 💭

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In my dream last night I was analyzing the construction of the castle in Frozen and frankly icy stairs seem like a bad idea.

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My mom just referred to a gender reveal as a “sexual revelation” and all I’m saying is that she might be living in the future

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Real question: why is email still around? I haven’t looked at my inbox in 3 days and everything is going smoothly. Feels like I accidentally stumbled into a productivity hack.