The season of the semester where you walk into class to find someone in the seat you’ve sat in for the past 3 months is in full swing.

Someone please tell me why the bar that Matthew McConaughey is at looks like a nursing home

He got the horses in the back

& no I will not try & be a good example for your child & eat the crust. I will not comprise myself for anyone

I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if this was on Abigail Myers’s headstone

How long it takes for someone to text you back has nothing to do with you and how they feel about you, and everything to do with that other person’s relationship to technology, and what is happening for them in their in-the-moment life. #therapy

Say it louder for the professors in the back

I honestly think I would rather forfeit thanksgiving “break” in order to avoid the fews days off which are full of anxiety bc of the work I’m not doing and then only to come back stressed with class assignments due and finals fast approaching!!!!!

It’s me. The y’all he is referring to is me. His Cheeseburger was my top song of 2019

I cried my eyes out reading this post from CT. “Consider how your justification of Mr. Trump influences your witness to your Lord and Savior.” christianitytoday.com/ct/2019/decemb…

I take my job of judging yalls gingerbread contest via Instagram stories very serious

this tweet did not age well

Every student at state should copy this file into your notes for proof this exist because trust me there will be a day your professor is 30 minutes late & ain’t nobody got time for that

morgan wallen tryna shoot his shot or?

Praise the Lord from whom all blessings flow

I could not be more needy if I tried

How do I have the conversation with my mother, the one who gave me my name, that she’s recently been spelling my name wrong? Because there is in fact a space in there. It’s two separate names. A first name & a middle name. Send help

If I wouldn’t have seen the name I would have sworn this was tweeted by Jonathan Jones

Questions I’ve had and things I’ve been wondering but couldn’t find the answers to. Thank you Eugene Cho for writing this book & thank you Annie F. Downs for having him on!!!