Happy Traitors Day everybody.

me looking aggressively @ my kidney stone x.com/Millward97/sta…

Me at tailgates judging you making the bold fashion choice to wear your jersey over your hoodie

Everybody always asks who's the powerhouse of the cell but not *how's* the powerhouse of the cell.

Why the Carrier Dome sells beer and how it creates the revenue it produces: bit.ly/2zQW8ur

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It's nearly Christmas. The stress. You're in the Oracle. You find yourself at the Museum, somehow. Your children are not with you. You stare at a chicken. So serene. The chicken does not have to buy gifts. God you wish you were a chicken. merl.reading.ac.uk/event/chicken-…

Toughest Place to Play • College Basketball • RT ~ Syracuse Like ~ Kansas Round 1

Gets me everytime! Also was really rooting for Dhruv, and SERIOUSLY hoping my boy Francois or our girl Emma can take down Jeopardy James tomorrow...who's with me

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She’s the only friend I’d skip school for.

omg x.com/matthewmoyer13…

this is the funniest tweet ever hands down thats it twitter is done x.com/yeahitsmeerik/…

pinterest blessed me with a JARRIAGE this morning and I need someone else to suffer with me

Google Maps is a Blessing

"do you think people in Congress send each other memes...they have to." - tash

we're living in a different world x.com/TheMERL/status…

*frantically kerning*

Ghufran Salih and Kyle Rosenblum have been elected president and vice president of Student Association’s 62nd legislative session: bit.ly/2HAiZg8