1/ Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari

R:“Let’s do breakfast lunch.” A:“…You mean brunch?” Overheard

“No more stealing aloe plants from my building.” “The plants came from G-d. Your building didn’t make them.” #winning

Shabbat shalom

TAROT CARDS BY A JEWISH MOTHER

Come to Whole Foods Market Venice and sign the Mike Bonin recall. His “progressive” policies have made Venice and the homeless situation even more dangerous for our community. #takethetrashout

My son is practicing for Yom Kippur and started fasting now. Chicken of the Sea sponsor my cat, please.

L’Shana Tova to no one. Sincerely, The Cat #jewishcat

The key to essential oils is to actually dilute them. Duly noted. Oregano burns like hell on earth. #holistichealth #gonewrong

Watching Home Alone, I can see why Macaulay Culkin had some issues later on.

Why does Pete Davidson look like Sid from Ice Age? #askingforafriend

“Are you talking to the trash can?” “Uh, yeah….” “Just checking.” #probablytimetoleavethehouse

Someone is going on a field trip.

If you have a wife or gf, stay out of my DMs. ♥️

High vibes at La Mesa. 💫

Stop critiquing Israel for protecting itself. America can contribute what weapons, funding, etc. it wants to but has no right to demand Israel hurt themselves by helping Ukraine with weapons. Israel is doing what it can to help and I pray these wars end in this lifetime.

Mini pizza arrives. Confusion ensues. “What is this? Pizza for a squirrel?” *proceeds to eat 1/2 of aforementioned pizza before claiming to be full* #classic #kvetch

“Can you press play on the joint?” 😂 #whatisthis #mazekhara

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

This little girl is spinning around a patio pole. Let’s pray it ends here. 🙈