When the Jungle Cruise gets way to real 🚢 🌴

Best time of the year 🎃 👻

When @mariaaabarragan told my mom we were going to Irvine til midnight when I told her we were going to riverside til 10 💀💀💀💀💀

EXACTLY AND THOSE WHO ACTUALLY ARE TRYING GET NO LUCK!!! Why the dumb hoes get a kid they don’t even want 😭

today is the only day you can retweet this.

Like the Beatles said: It’s getting better all the time. Thanks, babe, for 27 amazing years!

27 years ago, this guy promised me a life full of adventure. I’d say he’s delivered. Here’s to our next chapter of becoming empty nesters and discovering what’s next—while still feeling the magic that brought us together all those years ago. Happy anniversary, Barack.

Want me to bring you food for work ?

I’m just tryna get a baby put in me, why is that too much to ask for 🥴

But I also wana have like one really big “last” bang before cause that’s almost a year w no wildin out 🤕🥴🥴

no matter what their purpose for this is, this is THE BEST THING EVER. Without their parents, teens will feel better discussing: • birth control • awkward sex questions • in-home/family abuse • abuse in general • self harm/suicidal thoughts And like a million other things