YOU are cold. They have fur. Do not let inside.

When I was a kid my dad took me hunting. I was freezing in our deer stand so handed me his thermos of gross old man coffee (straight black). Now I sit at this desk, drinking the same gross old man coffee, and I remember being cold in a deer stand with my dad and I smile.

this is absolutely hilarious.

Please stop dming the government at 1am.

all that to say, Y'ALL BETTER PUT SOME RESPECT ON THE PANHANDLE'S NAME OR WE WILL UNLEASH THE BIOLOGISTS. thank you.

And if this sort of thing floats your boat, I present to you SLIPPERY STAIRS! x.com/DannyDutch/sta…

stg if it’s a strawberry sprinkled I’m going to lose it ,

DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE. IF YOU’RE GOING TO SHARE A DONUT - AT LEAST ASK US IF WE WANT IT FIRST. BECAUSE WE DO. WE LOVE DONUTS. DO NOT GIVE IT TO WILDLIFE - IT IS BAD FOR THEM - AND IT ALSO MEANS LESS DONUTS FOR US. MAKE BETTER CHOICES.

Next debate at Top Golf

She just cooked so good I’m not gon be hungry for the rest of the year. This thing she said here fam, hear hear.

Bro got the wrist-band and the FastPass

I didn't choose the mask. The mask chose me 👀💀

how could you hurt something like that

Moo Deng’s personal keeper went on live and said that Moo Deng isn’t even old enough to eat solid vegetation yet. She was just mimicking her mother with the little noms here lmao 😭😭😭