bc the government is a fucking ✨scam✨

Fuck I love Amazon

It’s…… TIME!!! 🎃🧊🎄 #MariahSZN

taylor but better

Take a bow big dawg @L33Jake 🫡

Fuck the bills. 😑

yessir!!!!!

Tonight my wife and I achieved expert level lesbian status by replacing a regular light switch with a dimmable one.

This steroid shot got me UP up

Hope Wellington can take the gold ball today 🏀🏆

Is this not the most lackluster contract….just sad.

Favorite past time is “notifying anyway” when Hannah Rose Maple is on DND.

Luka is a titty baby. There, I said it.

The way they’re just staring at it like “ah shit”

Goal weight? Just being able to wear an oversized Harley Davidson tee and it look like it should.

Not the Chiefs media team giving players a cashew and telling them it’s an AirPod. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ever think that Pat Mahomes intentionally keeps his dad bod so he can more easily absorb hits from the defense?

“3-2 count, runners in scoring position, hero or zero?”

There’s really no reason that we should still be having servers in restaurants, imho. Put a kiosk on the table and let people ring in their own order. I type this after waiting 15 minutes at the Chili’s bar top for the bartender to be acknowledge me so I can order my trip dip.

Bro has Caleb Williams even completed a pass tonight? His throws are sailing like fn missiles in the night sky.