Me singing both parts of promiscuous girl

Two weeks from today, we’re going to beat President Trump.

i’m getting hotter as i’m getting older and that is because i always return the shopping cart to its proper home

Trump supporters go to Sea World

Ngl this is the laziest and most unmotivated I’ve ever been in school and it makes me wanna burst into tears everyday lololollll

People using the church's new hashtag as an excuse to repost their wedding photos is a very good reason to stay off Instagram for the next week.

Watching ducks eat the food I’ve given them

at midnight tonight we will sacrifice goofy

fuck it. letting the indiana jones boulder loose

whoever has my voodoo doll, massage the back a lil pls

walking downhill is so embarrassing like ooo look at me doing a little trot like a stupid fucking horse i’d rather be dead

every friend group has the “pickle friend” that’s the friend u give your pickle to

Lord, please grant me Taylor Swift’s level of productivity.

“We’ve been waiting for you all Summer & we’re so glad you’re finally here!”

Stephen Kotsanlee (Stephen L Kotsanlee) averaged 47.2 yards per punt, including three over 50 yards, in USU Football's win over Colorado State 🐮⁠ ⁠ #AtThePEAK | #MWFB | #AggiesAllTheWay