Was it also Elio's plan to make Eggsy look better than he does?

His mirror is fine! Eggsy is still looking at the photo because yes, he's tagged in it — plus all the Avengers and Kingsman crew is gonna see it. Maybe Elio will brag a little bit.

A print?? Is he PSYCHO?

Hot men. Hot men everywhere.

Elio's phone is practically blowing up at this point — left and right. Because of this butterface! Eggsy peaks over his shoulder and gives a smug little scoff. “Not in a million years!”

“Whoa, that's grim!” Eggsy was blissfully aware that Elio was kidding but there might have been an unconscious worry that maybe he wasn't. Even so, all the more reason to love his boyfriend.

His phone is still set in UK time.

Blushes. Pardon—??

Adjusts his tie. He can't breathe.

N-No!

Ooh, soup? How sweet — what kind is it?

He fell asleep with his glasses on and now they're nowhere to be found.

He's been reading about SHIELD to catch up on some research. . . He's also trying to figure out how to introduce himself to Spiderman.

Sir—.

Stretching, huh—.

Does he always stretch naked?

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