‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:

🗣️GAME DAY🧡💙

JB is going tf off!

this used to be actual fan reactions, now it's dorky white boy high schoolers fishing for camera time

This club might have been cursed

I really loathe restaurant reservation culture. It favors the "fascistic planners" over the "whimsical flâneurs" like myself.

Tottenham could literally get relegated and they still might not be the most disappointed team in North London at the end of the season.

Can’t believe there were guys questioning the Eze signing man He’s by far and away the best summer transfer we made based on his quality

Happy for this guy

Tim Cook's legacy will be that he took the most innovative company in the world and hit cruise-control for 15 years

Correct.

This is an insane statement

Throw Some D’s is a legitimate masterpiece.

I am worried we might lose William Saliba if we bottle everything

I want to fail upwards like this man

My striker

💀💀

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

I will cry forever

Heavenly Father we need a win today.