resurrecting this account because why not? we’re all stuck at home anyway! so send us your best COVID-19 / social distancing pickup lines!

If the coronavirus doesn’t take you out.... can I?

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

Can’t spell virus without U and I

Since Thrift Library is closed, I’m checking you out instead.

anyone interested in a hint....? 😉

if you’re a senior and you never got to shoot your shot before graduation - now’s your chance! DM us!

retweet if ur lonely :’)

How about some senior superlatives? Let’s celebrate each other virtually! Send us a DM with your nominations!

Most likely to host a daily talk show: Megan Knight

Most likely to voice a Disney Princess: daniel el gay uwu

I might be waiting until they give us the commencement ceremony they promised..... we’ll see 👀

pour one out for Country Roads 😤

ok but what ever happened to 2(00) ft tall bronze squirrel ?? :/

I’ll never tell 🤫 ....or will I?

DM me if you’re interested in taking over this account for the 2020-21 school year! Preference for seniors!

YOU’RE WELCOME 😘

We love to see it!!! 💍

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