“I don’t feel good. I’ve got fever, chills, cough, nausea, and diarrhea. My mom just had Covid 2 days ago, but idk what’s wrong with me.” You’re not just dumb. You’re stupid. Ready for discharge.

No one talks about how hard it is to quit BF a toddler.

zero reason to have your one year old’s car seat forward facing

i just realized something… planktons wife was known for nagging and guess what her name is

The problem with healthcare is that patients are entitled af thinking that it’s the staffs job to cater to their every need. Bad behaviors end up being reinforced because it’s all about “satisfaction scores” than about actual healthcare.

If you bring your kid to the ER for a “high fever” and then you proceed to tell me that you didn’t actually check it but they just feel really warm.. you’re an idiot

I need to stop buying my baby clothes ahead of time thinking she’ll be bigger for the next season. Her is so little. She can’t fit into half the clothes I bought her for winter.

I would pay someone a large sum of money to bring me coffee

I don’t understand why everyone is so afraid of adult conversations. You don’t like me ? Tell me. You don’t wanna talk to me? Don’t ignore me. You’re mad at me ? Express your feelings. I’m wrong ? Lmk let’s talk. We don’t agree? Share ur viewpoints. It’s really not that hard.

The coolest thing about the emergency vet is when you have to decide how much money your pet is worth to you while crying in front of a bunch of strangers.

Adopting two boys to turn them into girls should be criminal.

calling friends out on their BS is part of being a true friend, if you can’t handle it then it’s time to part ways... simple as that. We too old for half friends.

The desire to be viewed as a victim has manifested itself as a pervasive mental illness in our society. There is apparently no height or depth that people will not scale to be viewed within a victim group. I legitimately cannot comprehend it.

BREAKING NOW: Trump announces monumental new plan to eliminate ALL TAXES ON OVERTIME pay. "The people who work overtime are among the hardest working citizens in our country -- When you pass 40 hours a week, your overtime hours will be tax free."

Forget The President, look at the backup. Its Elon Musk, Vivek, Ron Paul and JD Vance Vs Usher, Cardi B, Beyonce and Lebron James How is this even a competition for who should run the country?

Exactly!! Nobody cared until you went after the children, the locker rooms, sports and classrooms.

Trump 48 hours not even in office👇🏼 1. Call with Putin to end Russia Ukraine war 2. Cease fire in Iran 3. Hamas calls for “immediate end to war” 4. China hopes for peaceful coexistence with America Kamala Harris 4 years as VP👇🏼 1. ____________________