Nothing. I just plan to suffer.

Wore my husband’s old clothes bcs my baby puked all over me. Thought it was gonna be oversized but it was just…sized. What a humbling experience.

I've been in a meeting where I stood up and served myself tea (the only woman there), then some dude asked me to also serve him.
Me: Why?
Him: Because even at home our wives serve us tea!
Me: {Looking around} I don't see them here?

when Anne Hathaway tells her bestie that her boyf is 24 and she’s like ‘that’s nothing babe’ and Anne says ‘ok but when my ex did it you said it was gross’ and her bestie just shrugs and is like ‘yes but I hate him and love you’ that is exactly how I disregard my besties wrongs

yes. you have to let the groceries spend a peaceful night together first before killing them off one by one.

Can’t wait for my grandkids to inherit my Shein dresses 🥺

Yang seronok jadi housewife ni sebab diorang ada suami berduit & ada maid kat rumah. Kalau suami pun cukup cukup, tak payahlah seksa diri. Dapat pulak suami kedekut mampos la kau nak beli apapa pun kena tanya dia dulu boleh ke tak. Kalau boleh hidup redha ok la kot. 😂

wait. what if those kids who used to tell outrageous lies in primary school were only repeating what their parents told them? 😭

do you ever get secondhand happiness??
like you're happy because someone else is happy.

welcome back bella swan

my first favorite hobby is yapping, second is being extremely quiet and not talking at all

My daughter asked me if the tooth fairy would only give money for *her* teeth and I’m a little concerned

She said

YO 😂😂😂

Ramai orang ingat bila ada anak je, auto rezeki masuk.

Bagi aku pula, bila ada anak, kita akan auto usaha lebih dari sebelumnya. Sebab kita tahu nanti banyak nak pakai duit. Rezeki disalurkan melalui usaha kita tadi.

Usaha lebih = rezeki lebih

'Mean Moms' could be a slay.

Y’all she put her middle name as “Falasteen Hurrah” which isn’t her middle name it is Arabic for “a Free Palestine” so they’d say it out loud too 🤣❤️

Imagine after all that (beranak, doc sauk ke dalam, koyak, gunting, jahit), your husbands prove to be so useless like he can’t help with the baby, can’t buy groceries properly or worse, cheat on you? Women deserve to be angry but then be told to “bersabar” dan “terima takdir” ☠️

did my last pilates class today 🙏🏾