Putrajaya has launched male-focused fertility roadshows as part of its new strategy to address declining birth rates. "We need men to realise it is not because of women alone that the fertility rate is low," said KPWKM Minister Nancy Shukri. 🧵1

“nak poligami salah, hamba wanita salah. terpaksa menjaga nafsu, wanita demand tinggi. nak onani salah”

this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants

and he did it at the F1 movie premiere when 19 out of the 20 F1 drivers chose to stay silent

"Grok is this true?"

menganjing is our culture

How easy life would’ve been if rice had protein

Aik? Bab jaga nak lari? Ni lah mcm i cakap kan,bab faraid laju kedepan cakap hak dia. Bab nak jaga banyak pulak cari dalil nak lari. Apa lagi kalau bukan pengecut. I stand on my point😌

Me cooking your grandma’s recipe cause I can read cursive

You guys know when this happens it's because she gave her friend the signal "come save me from this creep" right? RIGHT? It's you. You're the creep.

I’m gonna start walking into my friends’ rooms and saying bilik ni macam takde roh islam

Me minit ke 11

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

my husband everytime he's craving nak makan mahal:

If you feel dizzy upon standing, cough hard multiple times to momentarily raise your blood pressure, potentially get blood to your brain faster to avoid fainting, and possibly adjust cardiac rhythm. I call it self defibrillation but it’s apparently called cough cpr irl

my 4 year old niece said "did you know my grandpa died?" and i looked her dead in the face and said "my dad? yes I know he's dead."