Bro last night was an Untitled Document

it’s actually insane the fact that so many ppl are against everyone having access to basic human needs. why are you against kids having free meals at school? why are you against elders on little to no income getting medication for reasonable prices? wtf is wrong with you ppl

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

Stop being pregnant around my cigarettes

[recalling things I have done] ah yeahh haha I did that because I was evil. yeah I was evil at the time lol yeah my bad

rather than touching grass, i recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

republicans: "we need to make people suffer more" democrats: "erm... that's bad" *does nothing about it* your friend trying to convince you to give The Front Bottoms another shot: "no dude, you don't get it, it's supposed to sound bad"

i’ll beat that horse when it gets here

My most said phrases this year are Kill myself and I love you

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x

bottling up your emotions makes you sick. have that crash out. go crazy. it’s good for you

*pointing to myself* is this guy bothering you

Working 40 hrs a week so billionaires can eat children.

Incredible stuff

they dont let me train the new employees because i turn them evil and gay