i don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. i did everything right. i drank wine while i cooked. i had a hand towel over my shoulder. literally everything right

In the United States, childhood pranks are punishable by death

It's funny because they praised each other to their girlfriends in this issue too, but had to lock in for a second

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Adding to this now the initial shock has worn off. On top of being a great actor, the way he represented Natives/First Nations on screen was important. He captured our culture in an authentic way, while leaning into the tropes in a way that exposed how ridiculous many of them are

He knew how far to push things; highlighting the line between authenticity and stereotypes (especially in the comedy roles). When he played stereotypical parts (i.e. the "noble savage") he brought a gravitas that gave greater depth to the cliche, showing how inadequate it was.

In response to the dismantling of the CDC, California, Oregon, and Washington have launched the West Coast Health Alliance, which will make their own science-based vaccine guidelines, and make sure vaccines are accessible to everyone.

More Perfect Union

Destroying the planet in search of a computer program powerful enough to count the 'b's in blueberry

absolutely generational meme. i will be deploying it OFTEN

Not unless my team's fortunes (positive) depends on said rival winning. Even then, I'll be extremely salty about it.

NEVER EVER ANNOY AN OAK TREE

The actor, who was previously chosen for this honor, has long saluted the armed forces, in the movies he made and causes he supported. He has also long supported Democrats. Time for presidential pettiness to rear its ugly and very empty head…

Just two pictures less than a year apart

Noah Wyle embraces Shawn Hatosy after his Emmy win.

Biden pushed and signed into law a massive bill to fund infrastructure. Trump opposed it. Now Trump’s name is on signs at sites where those projects are being built. The name of the bill is in small font. Amtrak said they are simply updating old signs. Story via NYT

OK everyone, here we go - my annual live-tweeting of the @condenast Vogue Magazine #SeptemberIssue. Before we begin: I predict considerably less #CarefullyCuratedDiversity then last year, but just as much #CelebrityWastage. You might like to follow along, Chloe Malle 🙂

Aaron Rupar 1905 SCOTUS: Holds that a state may require members of the public to be vaccinated against smallpox. “Upon the principle of self-defense, of paramount necessity, a community has the right to protect itself against an epidemic of disease which threatens the safety of its members.”