my appetite is so weird i be starving then take 3 bites and be full

I got paid today and still ate the food that was in the house. Proud of myself cause this appetite will go from Ramen to Ruth Chris on pay week.

I miss smoothie king $5 fridays💔

These landlords want 2023 prices with 1993 kitchens and bathrooms😂

one thing allen will do is mess up a car 😭 🚙

outlook emails

TOP 2 NOT 2

I don't know who needs to hear this but in 39 days the sun will set at 7pm

this is how i be feeling when i can’t breathe out of my nose:

I will never pay parking tickets. Arrest me.

Today is a great day to call a friend and just check on them. Somebody giving a damn goes a long way. Everybody needs that.

Happy Father’s Day

I overlooked that we also learned that Lauren Stivrins will be playing in Omaha. She played professionally last year in Italy. Stivrins joins Madi Kubik, Jordan Larson and Justine Wong-Orantes as former Huskers to play with League One in Omaha. They have two roster spots left.

i need to stop talking to people when i’m outside drunk, this lady called me talking about “don’t forget my 50th birthday party tonight” i can’t tell you where i met this lady at😭

im at the hospital with my mom she keep whispering in my ear “tell the doctor you vape you need to be honest” girl get tf out my face fr

😭😭😭 Allen isaiah

immediately thought of you two - Allen isaiah

Planet Fitness we on your ASS

Dogs don’t give a damn about a daylight savings time. Getcho ass up.

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep