"40 years ago I was tucked into bed every night. Same for all my friends. Never happens now. Why is that?"

just been taking deer pics like i’m at a concert

Tweeting “I am protected by god” and immediately getting hit by a car while mindlessly crossing the street

Annoying whiny pharmacist: Sorry but I can’t fill this adderall prescription 7 days early Me:

We don’t need a large hadron collider babe we have a particle accelerator at home

yea i am but im trying

i have no respect for my own life my time is filth i value nothing

New song + album announcement very cool but also the album version of this one has an extended outro which is very nice

last two years of my life just been a humiliation ritual i mean holy fuck

my heart is too small it only has room for you

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

We've all probably crossed paths in a dream at some point.

When ur lowkey a distant memory