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Free Atlas

@atlas_free

Just another twitterella, looking for his next bathroom stall quote.

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calendar_today04-03-2018 08:34:23

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150 Following

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If anyone knows a guy who knows a guy who can make a thing happen with a trebuchet, DM me. Must get an athletic built individual inside a castle. Vague inquiries only. No direct connections.

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New Business idea: a moving company that comes to your house and only moves your furniture by humping it. CUSHION PUSHERS

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There's an old man in front of me at the register and he's paying with a check. Someone please feed my dog for me, she eats twice a day

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government: we're declaring a stay-at-home order make-a-wish foundation: okay timmy but like what have you always wanted to do in this room tho?

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If you sleep with your doors and windows unlocked and sleep through intruders DM me and I'll come protect you. Anyone with spare tp gets priority

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Waiting to get in publix feelin like im at a strip club. Pretty sure the bouncer caught me looking at an ad for their breasts #COVID19